Friday, August 31, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
my liver rejoices
translation: i don't get to drink.
what will i do with all my extra cash and free time now?
Labels: no vodka?
Friday, August 24, 2007
traveling = visits to the doctor
i won't disgust you with the details...but suffice to say that what happens in vegas, doesn't always stay in vegas.
i hate to think about what i might get when i go to egypt...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
not another day
Labels: so fucking pointless
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
what happens when a coworker has a birthday
Monday, August 20, 2007
my friday nights?
Labels: i so need a fucking life
Friday, August 17, 2007
we all need some training
the afternoon before bossman kept trying to remind himself that it was happening as he was trying to plan out the next day.
in the middle of one of these conversations he looks up at me with a very worried expression on his face.
bossman: what if i learn that i have been harassing people?
me: ha! no way!
bossman: have i been sexually harassing people???
Thursday, August 16, 2007
i can't stop touching myself
the more useless, the better.
and it really doesn't take much to sell me on something...especially if it comes in awesome packaging and smells pretty.
hence my two new purchases last night at lush.
my new soap and my new face mask are AWESOME.
my face feels so nice and soft...i really can't stop touching it.
now if i could only find a guy who wants to touch it as well...
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
last of the summer beer
so last night marks the end of the summer mcfadden's happy hours (my friends and i kept winning them all summer long).
while i did not end up old school wasted, i did take full advantage of my open bar, showed off my sun burn, and embarrassed friends with my dancing.
so all in all an awesome evening.
Labels: no more mcfaddens
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
things i learned in vegas
2. i burn like a mofo even when i have spf 50 on
3. fiji is the best tasting bottled water in the world
4. drunk guys hitting on me at the bar without their shirt on is not cool
5. some of those slot machine games are too hard to figure out sober let alone once you've had a drink...or five
6. drinks are overpriced and watered down...making me wonder how anyone gets drunk in vegas
7. i have an unholy attraction to roller costers
8. i may be the last unmarried woman left in vegas
9. a bachelorette party will get you into any club in vegas
10. my lucky skirt can no longer be called "lucky" anymore (from now on it will be called "my skirt that makes me sweat a lot and makes my ass look decent")
Labels: it hurts to wear a shirt
Monday, August 13, 2007
the only photo from vegas
how i started my saturday night...
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Labels: hate early morning flights
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
it's day two and all i can smell is the lotion.
and i put it on last night.
i don't know if i can make it the week if i have to keep smelling myself.
i wonder if my officemates can smell me...
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
sign of another problem?
rented 13 movies in june
rented 20 movies in july
maybe it's time i started actively dating again...
Monday, August 06, 2007
is it wrong?
i hear colors...
well, bourne me!
we went the next morning.
and. holy. crap.
the movie was awesome.
matt damon was HOT.
the fight scenes were kick ass.
everyone should see this morning.
especially as matt damon is hot.
but perhaps you might want to refresh yourself on what happened in the other two movies first.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
but will that paper be available in 6 months?
never mind that i have been in touch with the paper merchant and printer, who have assured me that people need to put down the crack pipe because there's going to be enough paper.
i seriously never saw myself as someone who would grow up and one day want to punch someone out over Classic Laid, Cloud Nine, 80 lb cover paper.
i need a life...or vodka...
Labels: that paper is dead to me