why it's best to have conversations in my head
bossman: hey! someone is casual today.
me: it's casual thursday. didn't you know?*
*translation: i-got-my-period-last-night-and-now-i'm-all-bloated-and-fat-and-ugly-and-i-can't-get-into-any-of-my-clothes-you-bastard-and-if-you-say-one-more-thing-to-me-i'm-going-to-cut-you!
me: it's casual thursday. didn't you know?*
*translation: i-got-my-period-last-night-and-now-i'm-all-bloated-and-fat-and-ugly-and-i-can't-get-into-any-of-my-clothes-you-bastard-and-if-you-say-one-more-thing-to-me-i'm-going-to-cut-you!
Labels: doesn't take much to set me off
posted by vixen @ 7:07 PM
4 Comments:
At September 05, 2007 8:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
Girl, we are having the same day! Mine is the "I could only fit my bloated belly into a long black skirt and tank with a cardigan on" and people keep saying "do you know it is 92 outside and you are wearing a long skirt?" and I want to scream "mind your own MO-FO business!!!"
At September 05, 2007 8:40 PM,
DCSportsChick said…
Thursday?
At September 05, 2007 9:00 PM,
vixen said…
yeah...i'm a bit slow on blogging recent events these days...
At September 05, 2007 10:51 PM,
Adam L. Garcia said…
I almost had a heart attack today... Is that the same thing?
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