everyone needs a shower buddy

today i had the honor of showering with His Royal Highness, King of the Cockroaches.

i didn't notice His Highness until mid-shower. as much as i hate bugs (especially cockroaches), i actually don't like smooshing them. setting out traps or boric acid i don't mind, but i have qualms about crushing them.

i'm serving His Highness an eviction notice tonight.