Popular searches within my network

so one of the "new" features of friendster is to show you the top 10 searches within your network.
i took one look at this list and decided i don't know my friends AT ALL.

1. nokia 6230
(okay, that's legit. i mean people always need new phones)

2. free witchcraft love potions
(okay people, are we taking the whole harry potter thing a bit far now?)

3. gucci watch
(seriously. if you have cash to blow on a gucci watch, start buying my drinks at happy hour!)

4. sony ericsson z1010
(i don't know what the hell this is. another phone?)

5. free dating
(ummm, i think "paid dating" is called prostitution)

6. punk hair styles
(i think if you can search for it, it doesn't qualify as punk)

7. love calculator
(oh, come on!)

8. gucci bags
(seriously. pay for my drinks!)

9. guess wallets
(i think you all have better taste than this)

10. guess jeans
(buy some wranglers and be done with it)