my skirt is see-through and other issues i'm having this morning

1. couldn't find a slip to wear under my new skirt. i'm pretty sure that half the metro area knows more about the shape of my thighs then they wanted to.

2. my victoria secret "no-show" underwear apparently has an expiration date as i'm fairly certain i have the dreaded vpls.

3. bossman changed his password to his computer.