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Friday, April 06, 2007

why macy's can suck it

last night i helped a few friends say "kiss my ass, you filthy bastards" farewell to their coworkers. much drinking and eating occurred.

afterwards freshmeat and i decided we just weren't going to be able to make it all the way home without stopping for a pee break.

luckily macy's was still opened, so we popped in there.
big. mistake.

i've never seen a restroom more unsuited for being an actual restroom.

1. no toilet paper in either stall.

2. no seat covers in either stall that could have been used in place of toilet paper.

3. neither stall door was actually equipped for shutting the door (the door on mine was about 3 inches away from the actual latch making it impossible to latch).


macy's is dead. to. me.

1 Comments:

  • At April 06, 2007 6:23 PM, Blogger Law-Rah said…

    they can also suck it because when they bought Hetchs and I had a card for both Hetchs and Macys they were apparently too stupid to keep things straight and somehow MY CREDIT got fucked up in the process.

     

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