my morning so far

6:00 am: woke up an hour before my alarm went off

6:05 am: drag myself out of bed to take some aspirin

6:06 am: see myself in the bathroom mirror and thank goodness that no one "gets" to see me in this state

6:15 am: trying to will my body back to sleep

6:30 am: wonder if i should turn on the tv to lull me back to sleep

6:35 am: wonder if i can physically drag myself out of bed to get some water

6:36 am: decide i cannot

6:40 am: turn on the office dvd hoping to at least entertain myself before i get up

6:58 am: my first alarm goes off

7:05 am: my second alarm goes off

7:15 am: know i need to get up but am physically incapable of doing that

7:20 am: doze off

7:40 am: decide i really need to get up and face the day

8:00 am: get out of bed

8:03 am: text message from freshmeat telling me how much she hates life this morning. i write back "my stomach hates life."

8:42 am: leave the house for work

9:25 am: roll into work*


*no one notices and if they did i would blame metro