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Monday, August 15, 2005

Dating Tips for the Day

1. While corresponding with someone and trying to set up a date, perhaps it's not the best of ideas to mention how you went out on a first date this previous weekend.
Walking around the smelly zoo in record heat is not a good idea for a first date - yes, that's what I did Saturday afternoon. Poor girl... she melted on the way back to the subway...

yes, yes. of course you are dating others. i truly believe in comparison shopping while i date. but i don't need it thrown in my face. thank you very much.

2. If you can't bring yourself to sign an e-mail to me with your real name. At least don't make it some lameass "nickname" such as toad or magic.

hella lame, boys. hella lame.

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