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do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

How to charm me into changing the zillion-gallon container of water at work

Ask me if my skirt is from Neiman's...when in reality it costs me $20 and is from Target.

I still think you're a great waste of space and a former coke addict that's having an affair with the guy who's in charge of our finances, but I'll be pleased to change the water for you.

4 Comments:

  • At August 17, 2005 3:16 PM, Blogger DCSportsChick said…

    Hey, at least you can work on those biceps while you're changing the water, right?

    I heart Target skirts!

     
  • At August 17, 2005 8:22 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    this whore is closer to 60...and is so thin i think she might break if she ever picks up something heavier than a paper clip.

    though the man she is having an affair with is a hefty man, i'm surprised that she hasn't broken something from all the sex...

     
  • At August 18, 2005 4:24 PM, Blogger playfulinnc said…

    I gotta know which Target skirt that is!! This season?

     
  • At August 18, 2005 4:33 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    it's one of the bohemian-inspired skirts in a bright indian-influenced print. they have A LOT of different styles, but unfortunately most have been picked over.

     

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