Breathalyzer for my cell phone
So I meet up with my friend K last night for A drink...but that quickly turned into THREE pitchers of sangria.
The decision for each one went as followed:
(1)
k: are you going to order sangria?
(sangria was the happy hour special)
m: oh yeah.
k: then let's get a pitcher.
m: okay.
(2)
k: feel like another one?
m: totally.
(3)
k: soooo...should we get one more?
m: is it wrong that I think we totally should?
k: absolutely not!
at this point we had shamed the two guys next to us by our drinking skills.
and it was at this point (beginning of the third pitcher) that I was every so slightly tipsy enough to start the dreaded drunk texting...which was followed up by drunk dialing.
Final tally:
drunk text messages to TheChild: 1
drunk text messages to PoliceOfficer: 6
drunk phone calls to TheChild: 1
drunk phone calls to PoliceOfficer: 1 (and I didn't remember that one until he called me today to say that he's sorry that he missed my call as drunk phone calls are always amusing...)
I'm SO pretty.
The decision for each one went as followed:
(1)
k: are you going to order sangria?
(sangria was the happy hour special)
m: oh yeah.
k: then let's get a pitcher.
m: okay.
(2)
k: feel like another one?
m: totally.
(3)
k: soooo...should we get one more?
m: is it wrong that I think we totally should?
k: absolutely not!
at this point we had shamed the two guys next to us by our drinking skills.
and it was at this point (beginning of the third pitcher) that I was every so slightly tipsy enough to start the dreaded drunk texting...which was followed up by drunk dialing.
Final tally:
drunk text messages to TheChild: 1
drunk text messages to PoliceOfficer: 6
drunk phone calls to TheChild: 1
drunk phone calls to PoliceOfficer: 1 (and I didn't remember that one until he called me today to say that he's sorry that he missed my call as drunk phone calls are always amusing...)
I'm SO pretty.
posted by vixen @ 12:48 PM
4 Comments:
At September 09, 2005 3:14 PM,
vixen said…
it was red...so i had my corresponding headache at 4:15 in the morning.
oh, i'm SO witty in my drunken texts.
it's the best way to let someone know that you are thinking lustful thoughts about them.
At September 09, 2005 6:33 PM,
Unknown said…
ah drunk dialing. If for nothing else, it makes for humorous memories...
At September 09, 2005 6:46 PM,
vixen said…
MANY humorous memories...
At September 12, 2005 9:11 PM,
vixen said…
are we talking about combining orange juice and milk together? because that does sound nasty.
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