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do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

oh. sweet. goodness.

the lazy whore just stunk up the entire area with the most foul-smelling breakfast the human race has ever known.

it smells like the vitamins (liquid syrup form) and other healthy stuff (i.e. cod liver oil) my mother would cram down my throat as a child.

i. hate. her.
(the lazy whore, not my mother)

2 Comments:

  • At November 16, 2005 2:01 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    my mother was a health freak. everything she thought was good for us or ward off disease was shoved down our throats...

    and in case you were ever wondering...original cod liver oil tastes better than mint- or cherry-flavored.

     
  • At November 16, 2005 3:02 PM, Blogger Tara said…

    how do you mess up breakfast? A bagel? Cereal? Egg McMuffin? We Americans are pretty uncreative as far as breakfast fare goes.

     

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