Suck it. It amuses me.

So I've been keeping a list of phrases people used to accidentally stumbled across my blog.

Below is a list of my favorites...

"norweigan dirty phrases"
(well, you won't find any here. but I wish I knew some.)

"'what gets me hot' video"
(hmmm...I didn't know my video was already released.)

"someone left pee on the toilet seat"
(it wasn't me. I swear.)

"minnesota whore"
(dude, I hoped you found what you needed.)

"put on stockings blog"
(must have been looking for a fetish site. some day mine might be one. I need to pay the rent somehow.)

"fat kate vixen"
(uhhhh...)

"revenge of the nerds and moon bounce"
(it was in relation to a porn conversation I had with DCSC one weekend.)