"But I'm a POLITE prostitute"*
*as quoted by FreshMeat as we were debating whether she was a Victorian prostitute turned vampire or Victorian vampire posing as a prostitute to lure her victims.
I spent most of my Saturday busing it around the town as FreshMeat and I were trying to finalize our costumes. She had scored an awesome costume at the Arena Stage costume sale a few weeks back. I was still struggling to feel inspired and quickly failing.
Luckily at our very last stop (the crappy CVS in the ghettohood) I totally scored an awesome wig and started to craft a "space cowboy" or "cowboy from the future" costume.
FreshMeat and I started the evening right by splitting a bottle of champagne before heading to Millie & Al's to meet up with the GrammarQueen and her boyfriend (not in costume. the shame!). Later on we headed to Heaven & Hell where we spent most of our time in Purgatory dancing our asses off.
We did take a mini-break to run down the street for street pizza, where we apparently offended some guy dressed as a referee (with brown stains all along the bottom of his shirt...he never did tell us what it was) as he THREW his pizza crust at us.
Eh.
Back to more dancing...and finally passing out in full makeup. Luckily none of it smeared onto my sheets.
I spent most of my Saturday busing it around the town as FreshMeat and I were trying to finalize our costumes. She had scored an awesome costume at the Arena Stage costume sale a few weeks back. I was still struggling to feel inspired and quickly failing.
Luckily at our very last stop (the crappy CVS in the ghettohood) I totally scored an awesome wig and started to craft a "space cowboy" or "cowboy from the future" costume.
FreshMeat and I started the evening right by splitting a bottle of champagne before heading to Millie & Al's to meet up with the GrammarQueen and her boyfriend (not in costume. the shame!). Later on we headed to Heaven & Hell where we spent most of our time in Purgatory dancing our asses off.
We did take a mini-break to run down the street for street pizza, where we apparently offended some guy dressed as a referee (with brown stains all along the bottom of his shirt...he never did tell us what it was) as he THREW his pizza crust at us.
Eh.
Back to more dancing...and finally passing out in full makeup. Luckily none of it smeared onto my sheets.
posted by vixen @ 10:29 PM
4 Comments:
At October 31, 2006 12:49 AM,
Phil said…
Is there any chance that quote came from a COPS "best of" episode? (one of my alltime favorite shows)
At October 31, 2006 1:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
Shame on you Miss M! How could you not mention the moustache rider?!?
At October 31, 2006 2:18 PM,
vixen said…
phil: while i have no doubt that someday freshmeat will be on cops...alas she was not.
freshmeat: doh! how could i forget him?!
At November 03, 2006 6:41 PM,
Phil said…
In a "best of" episode of cops, one particular arrest-ee claimed she was a vampire, but a "very polite" vampire.
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