how i spent my nighta.k.a. is it possible to be asleep with my eyes open

so last night i attended a workshop that i thought would...increase...my flirting abilities (such as "tilt your head AND THEN lick your lips").

i was sadly mistaken.

it was taught a 25-year old law school student.

here were his suggestions on where to meet men.

1. coffee shops (hmmm...i don't drink coffee or tea. and i don't see myself spending an afternoon downing soda.)

2. Starbucks (uhh...isn't Starbucks a coffee shop???)

3. bookstores (sigh. i go to a bookstore almost every weekend and i never seen anyone approach another person)

4. online dating (are you kidding me?! after the disaster it was last time i DOUBT that it's going to work this time)

overall it was a motivational speech filled with such phrases as "energy out, energy in" and "the universe has abundance."


there was not enough vodka last night.

i should have gone to kbean's to watch Gay, Straight or Taken instead.