the madonna theory

one of my former housemates had this theory about 80s night at Heaven 'n' Hell.

if you got there a bit on the early side, the only people you saw dancing were a couple of solitary acts (doing moves you wouldn't believe). A bit later one, one group would join them. But basically everyone is watching from the sidelines and not joining in.

until the dj plays the first madonna song.


then all the girls come to the dance floor.
then all the guys come to the dance floor.


this is the madonna theory.


i've never seen the madonna theory work outside Heaven...until friday night.

Orphan, FreshMeat, and myself decided to hit the margaritas. hard. follow that up with more margaritas at FreshMeat's place (i was still feeling the burn from wednesday's bout of tequila so i switched to another drink). then on to tom tom for "one more drink."

while we were hanging out at FreshMeat's place, she was playing music, and Orphan, being the MOST AWESOME dancer i know, started dancing (she has the bruises to prove it).

then madonna came on...and the next thing i knew i was off the sofa and dancing like a fool. and FreshMeat joined in as well.


ahhh...the madonna theory is always working.