one of my favorite quotes from the wedding

me: i don't think i've ever really gotten drunk at a wedding.

BasementGirl: really?!?!

me: i think tonight i'm going to try tonight. the antibiotics will help.

BasementGirl: hmmm...sometimes it's for the best not to be really wasted. then bad things can happen...like hooking up with that guy...

me: sometimes i need bad things to happen.