graceful move no. 309,451
i'm wearing stockings today.
i used a seat cover for the toilet.
as i stood up i started to hitch up said stockings.
the toilet seat cover started to come up with said stockings...while said seat cover was also falling into the toilet.
i then spent the next five minutes desperately trying to unroll the stockings to get the seat cover out of them while not letting the toilet end of the cover touch me.
sigh.
it's a real delight to know me.
i used a seat cover for the toilet.
as i stood up i started to hitch up said stockings.
the toilet seat cover started to come up with said stockings...while said seat cover was also falling into the toilet.
i then spent the next five minutes desperately trying to unroll the stockings to get the seat cover out of them while not letting the toilet end of the cover touch me.
sigh.
it's a real delight to know me.
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