i like my morning humilation before i get to work. thanks!

nothing strikes more fear into me than changing in the locker room at the gym. i don't even like to change in front of my friends, much less strangers. i would like to blame it on the fact that i'm paler than even God intended, but the reality of it is that things that used to ripple now jiggle.


and no one should see that.



so you can imagine the HORROR that ripped through my body as i was changing when i heard a male voice coming from outside the locker room.


"hello????"


[BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]


i was like a deer in the headlights.
frozen.
unable to breathe.


i had to walk out in a towel and my gym pants to ask him what he needed.
turns out the woman who normally gathers our towels was out and he needed me to go get them. luckily a FULLY-CLOTHED woman came to my rescue and dealt with him.


now, normally i would just like to pretend that nothing happened.
but oh, no. that really can't happen.

as i was walking out the guy who asked for the towels was sitting at the front desk. he shouted so the whole area could hear, "sorry for bothering you while you were changing."



yeahhhh....it's going to be an awesome day.