Yeah, I still watch Real World. Yeah, I don't care if that makes you think less of me.
While living in my group house, watching Real World became a bonding experience for my roommates and me. We would sit there and mock and judge the idiots on that show. But when I moved out on my own I quickly realized that mocking people out loud while you are alone is not so fun. So I really didn't watch the last season.
But this time, I decided to give it another go.
Here are my thoughts. And yes, I love to judge.
Paula: stop drinking so much and then crying!! people don't like emotional drunks. and get some help about your eating problems.
Janelle: I think you may be cool, but HOLY CRAP! can you pull the stick out of your ass when you first meet people?
John: I love you already even though you are totally a frat boy. I think it's because you brought Judy, your blowup doll with you.
Jose: ggrrrr, baby.
Svetlana: ugh. please, please don't turn into that girl that has to have all the male attention on her even though she already has a boyfriend. please!
Tyler: dude, I love that you are a gossip whore. LOVE IT!
Zach: pbbbfffttt. stop flirting with everything that moves. it causes drama.
The task this season: open and run a Mystic Tanning Salon.
But this time, I decided to give it another go.
Here are my thoughts. And yes, I love to judge.
Paula: stop drinking so much and then crying!! people don't like emotional drunks. and get some help about your eating problems.
Janelle: I think you may be cool, but HOLY CRAP! can you pull the stick out of your ass when you first meet people?
John: I love you already even though you are totally a frat boy. I think it's because you brought Judy, your blowup doll with you.
Jose: ggrrrr, baby.
Svetlana: ugh. please, please don't turn into that girl that has to have all the male attention on her even though she already has a boyfriend. please!
Tyler: dude, I love that you are a gossip whore. LOVE IT!
Zach: pbbbfffttt. stop flirting with everything that moves. it causes drama.
The task this season: open and run a Mystic Tanning Salon.
posted by vixen @ 2:49 PM
4 Comments:
At March 01, 2006 6:13 PM,
Tara said…
A Mystic tanning salon? I guess the season where they tried to help kids wasn't so successful. but a Mystic tanning salon? where's the challenge? (besides making sure no one is embezzling the money?)
At March 01, 2006 7:24 PM,
Phil said…
No one would think less of you.
Anyone with any sense of mockery in their bones can understand the allure of Real World and/or Road Rules and their respective challenges.
At March 01, 2006 8:20 PM,
vixen said…
tara: yeah. i think they have finally given up on these people being able to handle anything other than drinking. "running" a tanning salon is close enough.
phil: i love you.
At March 02, 2006 12:38 PM,
Tara said…
there's only so much room in my life for reality shows, and Real World has been replaced (ultimately) with Dr. 90210! yippee! (Although my old roommate & I used to watch "Family Plots" a lot, I can't ever find when it's on...)
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