things i learned last night (part trois)

1. cover your drink when the confetti comes down. otherwise by the end of your drink you'll realize that you have ingested more than half of the confetti

2. remove said confetti from your skin as the ink tends to bleed right into your skin and who wants to me that-girl-who-is-sweaty-with-blue-dots-on-her-face

3. even if your only dance move is the step-bounce, when you OWN it you become the most awesome dancer

4. pretending you're gay is a good way to infiltrate a group of women dancing

5. but it's not good if you actually want to make out with one of them