open letter (day three)

dear shit-for-brains lighting at target,

listen.
i get it.
i really do.

target is able to keep their prices lower by cutting back in certain areas, which is why i try to not get too huffy about how the fitting room attendant is getting more and more surly.

but seriously?!?
when i try on a pair of pants that i think are black, i should not get them home only to realize they are brown!!!

BAH!

brown?!?!?


please, please try to adjust yourself so that i'm not fooled into getting YET ANOTHER pair of brown pants.

sincerely,
mixin' vixen