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Friday, March 09, 2007

sugar and spice
and everything a lie

sigh.

so apparently today's meeting was about the fact that freshmeat and i are "impatient" with gfb. grand fromage senses some tension and wanted to get to the bottom of it before it became an issue.

freshmeat tried the whole "different work personalities and i'm sure once we get used to each other we will work smoothly." but it didn't look like grand fromage liked that answer (though what the hell were we supposed to say?? "gfb acts like a rude bitch, so i get a bit impatient with her").

i apologized for seeming to have any patience and promised to work harder on that.

but the BIG issue seems to be WHO COVERS THE PHONE AT LUNCH?!?!!? because if the phone is ever left to ring on its own for more than 5 minutes, the world. will. end.
apparently gfb doesn't like the fact that she's "locked into" a particular lunch time. ummm...i'm fairly certain freshmeat doesn't take lunch until after 2...sometimes 2:30. so when EXACTLY do you feel you need to go to lunch?

i think the issue here is that gfb isn't talking to us about this whole lunch issue (and others) and is directly going to the grand formage. had she simply gone to freshmeat, she would have learned that we are flexible with whenever we take lunch. and that i can cover the phones in a pinch.

so now i have to be all sugary sweet and SUPER nice to her...no matter how much i want to ram my foot up her ass.

and not only to her, but to EVERYONE in the office.


i've wasted nine years here...and this my "career?!"
is it any wonder i escape to the land of vodka?

4 Comments:

  • At March 09, 2007 10:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    my favorite part was the "we want to keep [GFB] happy!" never mind about the staff members who have put in their dues already...all that matters is the new person. they have the memory of a gnat.

     
  • At March 09, 2007 11:59 PM, Blogger julia said…

    ugh. i can just imagine this meeting. painful. hang in there!

     
  • At March 10, 2007 3:56 PM, Blogger Beakerz said…

    As tough as it sounds,

    A. nothing is a waste if you use it as a learning experience and realize that it's helped you become who you are. Even if you don't like who you are, it just means you've learned what you Don't like, etc. and yes, the cliche "Life is a Journey" could be inserted here, but I've heard it way too much for me to say it anyone else.

    B. Sounds like gfb is indecisive. They may act strong, but inside they are weak. Just think of ways to expose that.

    You'll be fine. Promise. I mean, what choice? death? lol. You sound too strong for that. =)

     
  • At March 13, 2007 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    be sure you're wearing your old gross shoes before shoving said foot up her ass.

    actually...with your freakishly small feet you can just put on those condoms and THEN shove your foot up her ass.

     

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