therapy or vodka

last night freshmeat and i hit h&m for a little retail therapy and we discussed our "little problem" (a.k.a. "hard to say no to the idea of getting a few drinks after work most nights"). and she mentioned how she noticed a trend to our drinking. it's whenever we feel frustrated by someone at work.

for months when freshmeat first started it was all about the LazyWhore, and how lazy and whore-ish she is. then once the LazyWhore was gone, our drinking tapered off.

now, one month into GFB's arrival we are right back where we started.

freshmeat came up with the brilliant plan to present the grand fromage with our bar tabs to get reimbursed for our "therapy" sessions.

because, really...vodka is the only thing keeping us from showing up one day at work with a shovel.



and guess who's going down first?