another quotable part of the wedding...

waiter: would you like wine with dinner?

me: oh, yes! white, please.


[waiter about to pour wine into my glass, stops, and looks at me]


waiter: you are 21, right?

me: (trying to control my laughter) barely.


[waiter pours the wine and walks away...wedding guest turns to me]


wedding guest: i think he was flirting with you.

me: nah. i think he just had a nice view down the front of my dress.