Please, please, please don't suck this season

In honor of the new season of The O.C. I’ve dug up the drinking game that I made for the very first season. Not all of it applies to the last season or probably this season. But it makes me nostalgic for the good ol’ days when I went running home in time for The O.C.

This is how it’s done in Orange County!
or
Welcome to the O.C., bitch!

Drink once
Every time a boy’s bare chest is shown
Every time a wife beater is shown
When someone makes a sarcastic remark (twice if it’s Seth)
When Sandy’s eyebrows rise up
When there’s shot of the beach
When there’s sexual tension between Jimmy and Kirsten
When Summer uses the word “friends” with Seth and Anna
Every time someone is shown wearing a swim suit
Every time Rachel hits on Sandy
Every time Ryan tilts his head
Every time Marissa wears something totally inappropriate or ugly
Every time Julie (a.k.a Lady Heather) is a bitch
Every time there are Latino or African-American characters or extras
Every time a surfboard makes an appearance
Every time “Random Drunk Blonde Girl” (RDBG) makes an appearance
Every time RDBG offers Seth and/or Ryan sex and/or drugs
Every time Oliver does something totally sketchy / slimy
Every time Kristen needs to drink to get through and event

Drink twice
Every time Summer says something bitchy
When there’s a shot of an anorexic girl
When Seth wears a collared / polo shirt
When there’s a formal event (tie and jacket or black tie)
Every time there’s a shot of the big house
Every time the lemon / lime display is shown
Every time Sandy and Kristen argue about Caleb
Every time there’s a break-up
Every time servants of any kind make an appearance
Every time there is a mention of water polo
Every time there are authentic shots of Orange County
When RDBG gets a name

Drink three times
Every time the police, sec, etc. are shown
Every time Ryan and / or Seth come home drunk
Every time someone is cheating (any sort of infidelity counts)
Every time Captain Oats makes an appearance or has a reference
Every time Caitlin (Marissa’s sister) makes an appearance
Every time Seth does or says something involving videogame or comic book geekery

Drink four times
Every time there’s a shout out to Miss M (references include: Long Beach, Seal Beach, Huntington Beach, and others as she sees fit)

I’ve made my virgin sacrifice that this season doesn’t blow donkey balls, how about you?