annual roll around in your own filth day

thanksgiving has never been a big deal for me. sure, when i was younger i was all about stuffing as many olives into my adorable mouth as possible. but once i was in college and away from the crazies that make up my family, i made the decision that i get enough crazy to last me all year at christmas time, why torture myself and go a month early so i can get an extra helping??

so i instituted Roll Around in Your Own Filth Day.

the rules are simple.

1. do not for any reason get out of your pajamas.

2. do not shower (exception to this rule is when you went out the night before and can't stand to smell the smoke/bar/boy/girl that seemed to have come back with you. so shower and get back in pajamas.)

3. do not eat anything that can be somehow construed as "good for you."

4. only the microwave can be used to heat up any food that you have purchased beforehand (i usually go with pizza).

5. watch A LOT of t.v. try to find a marathon of one t.v. show (such as Murder, She Wrote and CSI)

6. eat dessert early and often

7. call the family in the evening once you can't fit another bite in (this works in my favor as all my family is out west and by the time they are up and fixing their meal, i'm actually ready for some human interaction).

8. nap

my meal for tomorrow consists of the following:
pizza (purchased from pizza hut tonight)
breadsticks (courtesy of pizza hut)
chocolate pie (normally i go with cheesecake but i was feeling chocolate pie this year)
caramel delight ice cream
cookies 'n' cream ice cream (it was buy one, get one free. i couldn't resist it)