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do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Friday, November 25, 2005

from the mouths of babes

lazy whore brought in her 5-year old today.
i wouldn't mind except that they are 5 feet from me.

but they are having some amusing conversation...

daughter: do you have a bathroom?
lazy whore: yes
daughter: for reeeeeal?? you go, mommy.

i've never heard anyone so happy for another person.

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