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do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Monday, December 12, 2005

things I learned this weekend…

1. It IS possible for me to drink, vomit a little in my mouth, and continue to drink without changing the expression on my face.

2. Perhaps flip-flops aren’t a good alternative when one doesn’t want to wear heels back and forth from a party when there is still icy snow on the sidewalks.

3. Making the decision to either eat OR drink at a party (but not both) is considered null and void when éclairs are thrown into the mix.

4. I’m not the only one who has Bernice, the CVS Employee as an arch-nemesis.

4 Comments:

  • At December 12, 2005 3:53 PM, Blogger DCSportsChick said…

    You forgot to list your aptitude at playing the men's version of the nudie game (i.e. Erotic Photo Hunt)...and that you've still got it with the bartenders at Ella's.

     
  • At December 12, 2005 4:03 PM, Blogger Tara said…

    your Bernice link didn't work. I am now intrigued though.

     
  • At December 12, 2005 4:10 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    dcsc: touché. i forgot about the Erotic Photo Hunt. those photos were HI-LARIOUS!

    tara: link is all fixed. Bernice is a whore.

     
  • At December 13, 2005 12:13 AM, Blogger Matt said…

    a movement is accomplished in 6 stages

    and the 7th brings return

    for seven is the number of the young ones

    it comes when darkness is increased bye one

    (change returns success)

     

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