Candidates: here's a tip from me to you

I get it.
You want to reach as many people as possible and Election Day is zoooooming in.

So you hand out flyers to morning commuters.

BUT please do not try to have a conversation with anyone. I'm way too rushed in the morning to want to step aside and have a heart-to-heart about what you stand for. All you'll get from me in the morning is me accepting your flyer and shouting "good luck" over the blaring of my iPod.

Unless you have cupcakes.
Then I have ALL the time in the world for you.