When the English language isn't enough

FreshMeat and I were discussing how we really needed to expand our vocabulary beyond "fuck," "fucking, and (my personal favorite) "motherfucker" when talking about the LazyWhore. Because really, how many e-mails can we send each other that read "FUCKING WHORE!"?

so we decided to learn some German phrases to incorporate into our daily e-mails (because the German language sounds angry).

here are our favorites that we got from here:

• Arschgeiger (ass strummer)


• Du fauler Sack (you lazy bastard)


• Fick dich (fuck you)


• Verpiss dich (fuck off)


• Deine mutter hat haarige arschbacken (your mother has hairy ass cheeks)


• Schwanzlutscher (cocksucker)


• Zum Teufel (dammit)


• Du hast null Hoden (you have no balls)


• Auf die knie, und heul'/winsel' um Vergebung. (On your knees, and suck for forgiveness.)


• Seh ich deine fette Freundin, denke ich Deutsche Panzer rollen wieder. (When I see your fat girlfriend, I think German tanks are rolling again.)


• Dunkelbumser (someone who only has sex in the dark)


• Dan shwince ist soo cline (your penis is very small)


• Wenn ich deine Hackfresse hätte würd' ich lachend in ne' Kreissäge laufen. (If I had your ugly face I'd run straight into a buzzsaw, laughing.)

As you can see we had a very productive day.