Best quotes from last night

(at Tapatinis for a friend's birthday celebration)

BirthdayGirl: Anyone want my cherry??
the rest of her group's heads exploded from the number of dirty responses each of us where thinking.
(in reference to the cherry in her sour apple martini)


ConcernedFriend: I think you should have a little food.
BirthdayGirl: Um, well, I think I'm okay.
Me: Dude, you are totally fine. You're about to have your third martini, and we ALL know that three martinis equal one appetizer.