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Monday, March 20, 2006

Fresh Meat

So today we get our next installment of the Front Desk Person. This person is affectionately know as The Office Bitch.

This poor person has no idea the trials that lay ahead for her. For not only will she be The Office Bitch, but she will become the Lazy Whore's Special Bitch. Being the LWSB is what caused the last person to leave.

I bet the new person only last 6 months.

Well, maybe more if she has a spine and tells the Gran Fromage what the real deal with just how lazy the Lazy Whore can be.

4 Comments:

  • At March 20, 2006 5:59 PM, Blogger Phil said…

    Does LW make the front desk person "Office Bitch" via her own lazy whore-ishness, or does that automatically come with the job?

     
  • At March 20, 2006 9:42 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    I like to think that we all contribute to her being the office bitch.

    BUT

    the lazy whore has a special knack of getting the front desk person to do her work so she can go and spend hours floating around the building chatting up all the guys.

    fucking whore.

     
  • At March 20, 2006 10:03 PM, Blogger Phil said…

    ...I see - so you mean "bitch" in the "sub-serviant" tense and not in the "unbearable to be around" tense.

    That's what I was getting at.

     
  • At March 21, 2006 3:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    oh no..the lazy whore is unbearable to be around also. picture this....a lounge - dark, musty, and stale. lw will be there with a lecherous sneer....each new person coming within contact of her eyes gets the leer...she's sizing you up. for what, one can only imagine.

    I think she's a cannibal. but that's just me.

     

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