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Friday, May 12, 2006

I {heart} you!!!

FreshMeat came up with her own nickname for the LazyWhore (who we all know how much I hate and despise).

Cum Bucket
(referred to as CB in e-mails)


sigh.

It's like FreshMeat is my platonic soulmate.

5 Comments:

  • At May 15, 2006 1:46 PM, Blogger Phil said…

    That puts a smile on my face.

     
  • At May 16, 2006 3:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    are you a lesbian?


    I had no idea.

     
  • At May 16, 2006 1:16 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    there's been rumors...

     
  • At May 17, 2006 2:17 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    cum bucket, eh..

    that seems a shade harsh, even for your nemesis. Couldn't you just call her Old Nasty, or Badface?

    Perhaps I'm just out of date; using, as I do, only gentil Old World insults.


    incidentally if you really want to annoy her you could comment on the rancidness of her cunt!

     
  • At May 18, 2006 12:45 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    oh, matt. the phrase "smells like day-old vagina" has been tossed around quite a lot in the office these days.

     

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