Deflowered on Saturday
So DC Sports Chick and Fred were kind enough to partake in Operation Deflower and choose me to play the virgin role [insert joke about when the last time I was called a virgin here].
It was definitely a fun time and I'm still in awe about how everyone REALLLLLLLY gets into the game. I especially enjoyed the warm-ups that Colorado was doing (though what was up with the backup goalie doing those random "girl" push ups?!?)
But seriously?!? The game ends even if there's a tie?! What's up with that? Are there other sports out there that do the same? Why?
It just feels...weird.
But I'm glad I went and I would probably be up for another game if I can be promised such amusing entertainment.
Also...if that guy who beats the drums ever beats his drum right behind my head again, I will be forced to put my foot (and his drum) up his ass.
Just saying.
It was definitely a fun time and I'm still in awe about how everyone REALLLLLLLY gets into the game. I especially enjoyed the warm-ups that Colorado was doing (though what was up with the backup goalie doing those random "girl" push ups?!?)
But seriously?!? The game ends even if there's a tie?! What's up with that? Are there other sports out there that do the same? Why?
It just feels...weird.
But I'm glad I went and I would probably be up for another game if I can be promised such amusing entertainment.
Also...if that guy who beats the drums ever beats his drum right behind my head again, I will be forced to put my foot (and his drum) up his ass.
Just saying.
3 Comments:
At August 21, 2006 9:57 PM, Phil said…
No offense to DC Sports Chick, who is a terrific gal that the Playaz would be honored to be in the company of...but if "sex" is used as a euphemism for a soccer game, I'd call it the worst sex ever.
At August 21, 2006 10:05 PM, Washington Cube said…
Laughing @ what Phil wrote.
At August 22, 2006 11:13 PM, DCSportsChick said…
LMAO Phil!
Yeah, Salvatore the 12th Man needs a beat-down for the drum bit. Right behind our heads? Boo!
But wasn't watching the GK do those girl push-ups worth it?
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