Apparently I'm not meant for nice things
Sigh.
I put on a new sweater and immediately stain it with concealer.
I'm at the gym so there's no way for me to change.
So now I get to spend the day as "that girl with the stained sweater."
Why do I even bother trying?
I put on a new sweater and immediately stain it with concealer.
I'm at the gym so there's no way for me to change.
So now I get to spend the day as "that girl with the stained sweater."
Why do I even bother trying?
3 Comments:
At September 07, 2006 7:08 PM, Frankly, Scarlett said…
Carry shout wipes with you!! Or a Tide Pen. Lord knows I couln't show my face 3-5 days if I didn't have them! I am incapable of drinking a cup of coffee without spilling it on myself.
At September 07, 2006 7:14 PM, vixen said…
good call!
i once witness the miracle that is the tide pen when a friend spilled enough ketchup on her t-shirt to have covered all the french fries in Delaware.
i really need to invest in several.
At September 07, 2006 10:37 PM, Anonymous said…
Miss M -- so not related to this post, but...this weekend I experienced the vodka miracle weight loss you have spoken of. The scale had me down 2 pounds the morning after only one martini. (And it was an apple one at that.) Strange indeed. I gotta go with the dehydration theory.
Of course I'm "back to normal" now.
More vodka anyone?
-JN
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