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Monday, September 04, 2006

My Ohio Weekend

number of times I saw road kill: 572 (seriously. are Ohioans deliberately killing the wildlife there as a form of population control?)

number of FedEx trucks seen: 9

number of Dollar General trucks seen:10 (does this mean that Dollar General is doing better business than FedEx)?

number of old-time cars seen: 14 (convention??)

number of drinks i needed to get through the wedding: 4 (should of had more)

number of times I cursed at Ohio drivers: 82 (and i wasn't even driving)

number of times FreshMeat and I started laughing for no good reason due to lack of sleep: 23


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