Oh, there's ketchup on my boob.So I guess you weren't staring at my chest.

I'm such a class act.

I just noticed that I have ketchup and potato all over my blouse and chest.
Because I'm pretty like that.

So I guess that old guy wasn't staring at my boobs when he was talking to me earlier. Just staring at my breakfast and wondering how anyone can walk around at work with a ketchup stain on her chest.