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do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

"Listen, that squirrel did NOT have stigmata!"
and other quotes from my night at Lucky Bar

"Yeah, and I'm not getting laid tonight, bitch."

"No, I don't think a cockroach crawled into my ear and died!"

"hot...I i don't mean 'hot,' but 'hot!'"

"Don't just hold it in your mouth. You got to swallow as you suck."



...and that pretty much sums up my dinner last night.

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