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Thursday, January 25, 2007

La Toya is TERRIFIED of cats
and other things i learned last night

last wednesday was freshmeat's birthday. we ended the evening at her place with vodka and tv.

as one of the poor and huddled masses without cable, our choices were limited. so we both decided to suck it up and watch Armed and Famous.

i don't think i have ever laughed so hard in all my life.

picture La Toya Jackson having her mother talk to La Toya's partner about why women shouldn't be cops.

A.MA.ZING.

this week we got to see them do a prostitution sting. i almost wet myself when La Toya told one of the "johns" that no, she wasn't a man.

it's the most amazing thing ever.

or at least it was until i saw a commercial for Reno 911: Miami.
i think i just found happiness again.

2 Comments:

  • At January 25, 2007 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    don't forget the looks of horror the real cops kept flashing - "all the celebrities we've got in this town, and i get the one who's trying to be Dr. Phil." Genius.

     
  • At January 25, 2007 7:11 PM, Blogger vixen said…

    bah!
    how could i forget that AMAZING moment?!

     

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