:: m a y h e m b y m i s s m ::

do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

...the BigCheese walks in on you as you are wrapping up a pack of gum that reads "I [heart] MY PENIS."

Who's a good employee??

I AM!

At February 01, 2006 8:30 PM, Law-Rah said…

Spit my water out on that one!
At February 02, 2006 8:02 PM, vixen said…

I got it at Chocolate Mousse near Farragut North for a coworker/friend's birthday. They have some awesome gum.

I also picked up some "Facts of Life" gum for another friend (complete with health class photos on the back).

if you are ever in need of tacky/amusing gifts I HIGHLY recommend this place.
At February 04, 2006 1:14 PM, Stef said…

I love Chocolate Moose!

When I saw John Edwards (heart) speak earlier this year, it was the day after a bachelorette party. Early on in his talk, as I was sitting next to a cute guy who'd been chatting me up, I started rooting around in my purse for a pen. And out *popped* my big orange penis lollipop from the day before! I tried to hide it as fast as I could, but my friend saw it and had to try hard to keep from snickering....