psa: under the influence

a few more items to add to the list of things never to do while under the influence...


flossing


applying make-up




no good can come from either of them after imbibing.

the morning after

i woke up to find the following:

blood on my arm

a pirate band-aid on my hand

a pop-up memory of broken glass in my cleavage



ahhh...i love dinner parties.

the songs i just downloaded or how to tell what type of week i anticipate at work

to start off this week of work i downloaded three songs:

the all-american rejects' gives you hell

kelly clarkson's my life would suck without you

pink's sober



i REALLY need to stop listening to american top 40 on sundays.