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do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Thursday, June 16, 2005

spam of the day

(i know i already did spam of the day, but i couldn't resist when i got this one!)

From: Church Dating
Subject: Christian? Single? Get Connected!

(i thought we weren't supposed to be "connected" until after marriage?)

BEST PART OF THE E-MAIL: the location of the company (Salt Lake City, Utah!)

spam of the day

From: Washer Dryer Combos
Subject: "It's stylish, it's compact and it's on us"

(well, sign me up for this obviously not-going-to-somehow-screw-me-for-all-my-money deal!)

Monday, June 13, 2005


is it possible that i may have actually found a nice guy??


let me set it up for you.
me: drunk and irrational.
him: trying to deal, rationally, with me.

call him moments after he drops me off asking him to search his car for the antennae that fell off my cell phone...and then asking him if he thinks i left it at the bar. he promises to check his car and says that he doesn't think i left it behind. all very reassuring. but i'm totally freaking out because i only get one or two bar on my cell phone when i stand out on the balcony and lean to the left. so i hang up and walk back inside only to pick up my yarn/blanket and see the antennae. i immediately pass out without calling him back.

the next day i send him a sheepish e-mail admitting i found the antennae. his response was that he was about to call the restuarant to see if it was there.

such a nice guy.
he has no idea what he's getting into by dating me.
poor guy.


we just received the check TODAY for the books i talked about in my very first post back in april for books that were delivered last year.

last week they wanted to talk about doing a reprint.

Friday, June 10, 2005

spam of the day

"Shop for quality violins over the internet."

(who knew that violin shopping was such a hot item that there would be spam about it?!? i mean, i get why they have viagra spam...)

Thursday, June 09, 2005

spam of the day

"Massachusetts real estate-our Founding Fathers loved it!!"

(the Founding Fathers are an excellent marketing tool)

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

spam of the day

"Yes...a gas mask is serious business for serious times..."

(thank sweet goodness they told me that!)

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

spam of the day

"Visit Yosemite and breathe in wilderness"

(maybe they can bottle it)

Monday, June 06, 2005

spam of the day

The 10 Mistakes Most Men Make With Women

(there's only 10?!?)

Friday, June 03, 2005

i'm so excited. giddy even.

i'm so not feeling this date i have on saturday.
the last thing i want to do is try to get ready while surrounded by boxes and sad cats.

is it wrong that i think i would prefer to stay home and crochet?

i'm losing it, aren't i?

i'll rehash the date on monday.


tonight i have some very exciting plans.
my friends and i are going to see The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
we are all giddy!

if you haven't read the books, do!
they are great...but then again i enjoy children's/young adult books.

i'll let you know how it goes...

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

freakin' idiots

craigslist people are slowly driving my sanity away.

how hard is it to get back to people in a timely matter if you really want their stuff?

i hate them all.

so, no. i still haven't unloaded my bed or desk...and TIME'S A-MOTHERFUCKING TICKING!

muzzles needed!

so the cats were brought over last night to get settled in the new place (but they are only there until next week...and then they are off to Amherst).

they REALLY didn't like the new place. lily especially was running all over the place trying to figure out a way to hide from me. they really miss being in a large house that they can roam all over in. now they have a small room, large closet, small bathroom, and small kitchen they get to hide in.

i'm SO sleepy from all their exploring throughout the night.