:: m a y h e m b y m i s s m ::

do you have any idea how hard it is some mornings to make a glass of water without vomiting?!?

Monday, March 30, 2009

psa: under the influence

a few more items to add to the list of things never to do while under the influence...


applying make-up

no good can come from either of them after imbibing.


Thursday, March 12, 2009

the morning after

i woke up to find the following:

blood on my arm

a pirate band-aid on my hand

a pop-up memory of broken glass in my cleavage

ahhh...i love dinner parties.


Monday, March 09, 2009

the songs i just downloaded
or how to tell what type of week i anticipate at work

to start off this week of work i downloaded three songs:

the all-american rejects' gives you hell

kelly clarkson's my life would suck without you

pink's sober

i REALLY need to stop listening to american top 40 on sundays.