awesome things i heard at a baby shower

and no, none of them have to do with a breast pump or swaddling


1. there's going to be a bridesmaid bar crawl. this is the time to pull out that old dress that you were told you can wear again (knowing full well that you never will again) and go out drinking. perfection.


2. something called a "wine club": everyone brings a bottle of whatever grape is picked. put the bottles into numbered paper bags. everyone rates them. the winner gets to pick the next grape. the loser has to host. buggie has already volunteered to host our first one.



best baby shower i ever went to!